My New Coworker

My work was nice enough to allow me to work at home my last few days before the baby arrives. I will be taking advantage of some pool time at lunch, the ability to throw in a load of laundry during the day, the dress code of shorts and a t-shirt, and the head start that not having a commute home allows me on preparing dinner. That said, my one and only coworker is a bit lacking. Phil asked me to come up with a performance review for him.

Quietness – A
Friendliness – C –
Initiative – F
Cuteness – A +

He mainly likes to lay five feet away from me on the aggie blanket, at times venturing outside for some sunbathing. Sadly, he is not a good Starbucks companion like my real coworkers are. They say it isn't sanitary or something like that. Poor guy! I mean he gets at least 4 baths a year?!