Wanted

Description: Male, Caucasian, 6'4, 200 lbs. Brown hair, blue eyes.

The Crime: Riding the DART without a pass.

Yes, he got busted on Monday for riding without a pass. Fortunately for the crime doer, they let him off with a warning. I thought it was quite funny, because he had inconvenienced me by taking my car to work on Friday, so that he could take his bike with him, and I was left riding the Dirty DART. Luckily for me, a nice man gave me his seat on the train. Someone forgot to get the pass back from me over the weekend, leading to what I'm sure was a very awkward few minutes of digging through this wallet and wondering what he was going to say to the fare enforcement officer, sweat building up on his forehead. Fortunately for him, he was NOT booted off the train and made it to work on time.