Free Guac at Chipotle

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Chipotle isn't handing out free guacamole. I think you just have to be sad faced and pregnant to get a free handout there right now! Last night Phil and I went to pick up the chair for the nursery. The expensive chair. That I had to have. That I specified I want these arms, with this cushion, and the back just so, and the pattern here, and the solid there, and extra height and width for the giant Phil and so on. Well, the chair really does look great, but two little things were lost in translation. It really isn't a big deal in the end, and a little slipcover is going to correct the ottoman, and the chair is still beautiful just the way it is. But I was still a little upset that it wasn't perfect, and Phil was probably even more upset that it wasn't perfect, and when he gets stressed out, it stresses me out. You get the picture. So we are still wandering nomads due to our floors and have no food at our house and therefore made a stop at Chipotle for dinner. I look over at Phil and ask if he wants to split guac. He says "no, just go without it." Umm, it is an extra $1.75 for guac, raising the price of your reasonable $5.75 or so burrito to almost $8.00, so I see his point. But hello, I am pregnant, homeless, have an empty nursery, a not quite so perfect nursery chair in the back of the truck, and I just wanted some guacamole. So they finish rolling up my guacless burrito, I grab some napkins, and go right to the locked truck to stare at my nomadic dog through the window and wait for Phil and guard the not quite so perfect chair. He comes out and hands me the bag, and there is guac in it. That of course, made me feel a little guilty. I threw a little fit, and he gives in and asks for a side of guac for me. Awwww. No, not exactly how it went down my friends. Apparently, awesome Chipotle girl can't stand to see poor sad 35 week pregnant girl not get her guac, and throws it in, to which Phil says something like "we didn't order it" and she says something like "no, please take it" and in her head is probably thinking something like "I am saving you a huge headache man." I didn't know that my guardian angel works at Chipotle in Plano, but I do now!